Tentang Jump

+ Versi asli, Titanic Version (versi setia sampe mati)
– You jump… I jump !

+ Versi ngajak-ngajak
– I want to jump… anybody else want to jump ?

+ Versi pemimpin
– I jump… all of you jump after me !

+ Versi pengikut
– We will jump after you jump.

+ Versi penakut
– You jump… tell me if it is ok… then I jump.

+ Versi ogah-ogahan
– I’ve already jumped last time… now it is your turn
to jump.

+ Versi iklan
– You should jump because every celebrities and famous
people jump.

+ Versi programmer
– If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())

+ Versi logika implikasi
– If you jump then I jump that means if you don’t jump
I might still
jump.

+ Versi nggak percayaan
– You jump…. are you sure you want to jump?… no
kidding?….promise?…

+ Versi penjudi
– We’ll throw a coin if it is head, I jump… if it is
tail you jump.

+ Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane
– “You Jump, Me Tarzan.”

+ Versi Forest Gump
– “My name is Jump, Forest Jump.”

+ Versi sinetron Catatan si Boy
– “Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!”

+ Versi 007
– “My name Bond, Jump’s Bond.”

+ Versi Waktu
– “Jump sabaraha?”
– “Jump 10 kurang lima.”

+ Versi Buah-buahan
– Jump-bu Monyet,
– Jump-bu Klutuk,
– Jump-bu Air,

+ Versi Betawi……
– Sape nyang berani lawan gue??? Si Abang Jump-ang !

+ Versi korban tindak kekerasan
– Tolooongggggggg…………. Jump bret!!!!!!

+ Versi dukun santet
– Nich gue kasih jump-e jump-e …biar selamet dunie
akherat!!!

+ Versi wiraswasta gendong-gendong
– Mau jump-u apa mas…. galian singset apa
kabel…….?

+ Versi pedagang kaki lima
– Di-jump-in tidak luntur .. luntur tidak
di-jump-in…!!!

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